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保险套

在FS看到一个公告,是一篇关于保险套的笑话,但是挺写实的。

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks,”What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son…. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively.
“Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool!” says the boy.He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men.” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March……..till December”

这位身为父亲的答案也未免太厉害了,太搞笑了吧。。。


3 Responses to “保险套”


  1. 十二月 10, 2007 2:55 下午

    作父母亲的的确不简单,每天都要应付孩子一些无聊与荒唐的问题。
    有时真的给他们问道我都不知道要如何回答。

  2. 2 jennisaku
    十二月 16, 2007 2:44 上午

    描写的几乎接近真实,哈哈!结了婚,很快就象自己的左手牵右手了!如果要杀掉爱情,那就结婚!哈哈,我也好极端哦!

  3. 十二月 16, 2007 1:12 下午

    作为孩子的父母,当遇上这些问题,真的够力。结婚真的是爱情的坟墓,不晓得,也不想去想。


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